Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Halloween in Oz

OK, we're off to see the Wizard! Halloween was awesome yet again this year. The night before Halloween, Lucy went to a YW activity and decided to dress as a boy. We had no idea how great she would look as a boy...very cute. Strangely cute. She was alarmingly weird looking and I felt like I finally had the son I never had. Wow. She creeped us all out with her skinny, bound down chest and her boy-swagger. We went to Hannah's grade school that morning and she skulked down next to me with a tough little look on her face. All of her former teachers walked right by her, never recognizing the little thug before them. I had to keep telling them it was her, and they were, of course, blown away. She was "Lucas" that day, but wanted to a more exotic name like Rico or something like that. I'm sure she wanted to yank that ace bandage off the minute she got home. She sent the pics to her friends and they all were impressed. Mostly they just wondered who the hot guy was and how they could hook up with him. Ew.
The next day, Halloween, we sort of forced Lu into dressing as the tin girl. She had done it the night before for dance, and it was a hit. She looked darling in her little outfit, but during dance I received a text that said, "My arm broke." What???? I about flipped my gourd. After much confusion, I realized she had broken the accordian-like dryer thingies on her arm that I got at Home Depot. Phew. So Lucy began her night helping a friend with a haunted garage, and had a difficult time leaving that kind of fun for family time, but she did it. Emma was at home nursing a cold and reveling in the idea of just not doing it at all. After a loud conversation, it was determined that yes, she would indeed get off her bed of infirmity and put on the green makeup and tight costume and uncomfortable shoes, and go out and flaunt ourselves on Halloween. It ended up being a great time for her after all, but her little green face always had a smudge of regular skin showing through under her nose...due to all the blowing.
We had many friends and neighbors to visit, which was easy since we had not ONE single trick or treater. What is happening? We do live in a townhome, which can be intimidating I guess, but come on. How can a trunk be more appealing than the old-fashioned traipsing up to the door and screeching "TRICK OR TREAT!" to frightened/frightening strangers? But my favorite part of the night was when we all started skipping down the street singing "Weeeeeeeee-'re off to see the Wizard!" As we came up to the Safadi's house, little Ammon and Yousef were peering their sweet little faces out the door and squealed when they saw us. We grabbed them and proceeded on to the house o' horrors...the Dukes. This has always scared the beejeebers out of Emma, and this night was no exception. The scary, silent, hulking ghouls in their living room grabbing your hands when you get the candy is too much for dear Emma. But we took pictures and ran on to the Crowleys, VanLeeuewens, and Tapps, where we took more pictures and effectively emptied them out of candy and cookies.

We ended the night at our friends the Hunts house. Lesley as Gepetto was probably the highlight of the night for us. Her cute/creepy little puppet was so hilarious and we got lots of mileage out of abusing that little puppet. We watched the scariest movie we've all seen yet (suspense-scary)...the Others. I loved the twist at the end and it reminded us all of The Sixth Sense. A perfect movie to watch on Halloween and we all drove home and Han and I jumped into bed together to dream of sugarplums...No, Sugardaddy's dancing in our heads.














Monday, October 27, 2008

Wait! Read this first...

Before you read the t-shirt guy, read the blog below it. I still can't figure out how to get it in the order I need it. Arrrggg!!!

So, I couldn't believe my eyes when the picture turned out. What the???? It's a dream come true! I laughed until I cried at this. Oh, only in Utah would you see this happen. So, they hauled him out of the Toby Keith concert, to uproarious applause from his fellow drunkards. I'm sure there was a broken jaw in there somewhere. My jaw aches with the memory just thinking of it...

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I am finally so excited to get these pictures! Thanks to Lucy and her expertise, we got them downloaded finally. Emma, myself and my college roommate Kris Duerden and her daughter Brynn all went to see Toby Keith. Kris' sister-in-law works for him and they generously got us free tickets. This was the obvious highlight of Emma's life, as she loves him so much. I am guessing she never really listens to the words to his songs, though she was singing "Whiskey for my friends and beer for my horses" as loud as possible. Wow. Anyway, Kris is one of my dearest friends and it's almost impossible for me to believe that it has been 22 years since we were roommates at BYU. What good memories those were, even though I was at BYU. Ouch! So, her darling daughter Brynn and Em and I just put on the ol' cowboy boots and had a blast. Though we were the only sober people there, we had the most fun watching all the drunks. My favorite experience there was the huge brawl between a very drunk man and security. The drunk guy was trying to shimmy up to the stage (we all know only the hottie women in the skanky halter tops are allowed there) and security tried to hold him back. The punches then flew. Big time, just like a real live barroom brawl. There was a massive dogpile on the ground of flying fists and punches and of course, I decided to inch forward to get a picture. As I got there, they were dismantling the pile and and hauling this guy off by the neck. The best part was the logo on his shirt. For your viewing pleasure...

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Moab Vacay





This is my first attempt at blogging, so here we go. The kids and I took a fabulous mini vacation to Moab this weekend. I rented a cute little cabin/southwest adobe house thing that was tiny yet somehow equipped with everything we needed. Being a fan of hiking and the outdoors, I want my kids to participate in these things also, sometimes to their dismay, depending on the hike. The first day Lucy, Hannah, Emma and I drove into Arches and went directly to Balanced Rock for pictures and traipsing around, then on to Landscape Arch. We were walking in early afternoon, and came upon 4 deer right off the trail and got some great pictures. If I figure out how, I will post them! After lots of insanity on the trail (water/spit fights with our camelbacks) we got to the arch and took many fun pics. It was a perfect day, with the most beautiful sunset.
On the trail home it was beginning to get dark, and I jokingly told the kids to go fast because the coyotes were coming out. At that point, Emma became a mere dust cloud. I have never seen her move so fast, but in her literal mind, she truly envisioned packs of coyotes surrounding us! We laughed until we cried, but Emma would not slow down. So, just like the roadrunner, we lost sight of her. I finally hooked up with her toward the end of the trail and kept trying to tell her I was teasing, but she was deadly serious and intent on getting back to the car. Oh the joys of an Asperger Syndrome young adult! I love her quirkiness and her total adherence to the spoken word!
We spent the next day with our friends the Rytting's hiking to the big arch, Delicate Arch. It is a bit steep on slickrock for the kids, and we chose to leave Emma at the room watching movies. As usual, I mucked the situation up by forgetting somewhat of an essential...water. Hmmm. It was only 80 degrees out and an uphill hike for an hour. We ended up drinking all of our friends' water. Good thing someone was prepared. So, watching the kids see the big arch for the first time was incredible. Lucy's mouth gaped open and they both just said "wow". Understated as usual. We ate lunch up there and took many more pictures and watched Lucy face her fear of heights. I love the picture of us on the ledge in our walking stance. Hannah kept up so well and of course, we loved the hike back down. We were never so happy to trudge into the gas station and get gatoraid.
We took poor Emma on a fairly big hike up Mill Creek the next day. She did so great and the other girls helped her a lot. There was a fall into the water, a twisted ankle, but Emma was a trooper with it all. We saw what appeared to be small lobster (crayfish?) in a little pool and spent a good part of the time tormenting it. Don't let the Bergy girls out in nature, we tend to disrupt the fragile ecosystems in a hurry.
Our goal is to now make a major hike each weekend of the fall, and try to keep our antics to a minimum so as not to destroy our lovely mountain trails!